Thursday, January 6, 2011

i got cable!

well hello wonderful friends!
if you are stopping by for the first time, thanks for reading.....
and for my old besties,
well, thanks for reading!!!

soooo today, time warner is officially my new BFF.
sad, huh?!?

i am NOT a tv girl. never have been. prolly most likely never will.
but
when you dont have it, you realize there are SOME
things you do MISS....
a.k.a.
hello,
HGTV,
FOOD NETWORK,
ummm,
hallmark movie channel....

and yes,
LIFETIME for WOMEN.
(did i really just admit that i watch the last two?)
yep.
i
am
a
sap
for
total
chic
flicks.

so, anyway, two cable peeps came to hook up a sad girl today.....

let me say, that i have not been alone in a long time, so i am
VERY
suspicious of anyone entering my
home.....

yeah.

i am always afraid they will realize i live alone and come back and murder me while
i
sleep.
alone.

lol.
yep.

i am crazy like that.

anyway, the one cable dude, smelled like rotten stale cigarettes and alcohol.
clearly remants of his drunken stupor the night before.
excuse me cable dude, while i go throw up in my bathroom.

he went on to ask or state that i must be getting married SOON...

um, yeah, mr. alcohol smelling dude. yes. i am. (yeah i tell fibs sometimes)
then he proceeded to tell me that the customer is always right and if i
need him to do anything like cook me breakfast, he can 'hook' me up.

??????

i replied, very politely, (refer to sentence above about fear of him coming back
to kill me)...... uh, no thank you, mr. stinky alcohol/cigarette boy.

ok, i didnt say that part, but i very politely said, yeah, i think i am good.....

then, he was in UTTER shock that you can burn real wood in the fireplace and HOW
DOES
THAT
WORK???

seriously???

i said, you put wood in, light it and enjoy the fire.
he could NOT believe it. he 'claims' he grew up in the city and never knew/saw a fireplace
before?!?!?

really????

thankfully my friend from work called and talked to me the rest of the time while
the two scary dudes tried to figure out the cable thingy.

i know that i am pms'ing right this second, but i have no tolerance for men right now, let
alone illiterate, stinky, smelly ones.

soooooooo, with that being said,
i
now have cable tv and
can
be
aware of what's actually happening in the world!!!

oh, stinky cable dude told me that birds are falling out of the skiy....maybe he wasnt so illiterate??

he actually knows something that has been on the news???

alrighty, blog land....no fun pics here today.....just another update in the life of T!

i hope you are all enjoying this VERY special thursday!

i am happy to be alive! i am happy to have my health, my children, my friends and

my job!

what are you happy about?!

ttys,

xoxoxo
ta

 (rainbows always make me smile)

1 comment:

kristin marie said...

Nice post :)
Your just in time, Jersey Shore premiers on MTV tonight hehe

And I ADMIT I watch Lifetime too!
hahahaha!


xo